Though most people would disagree (and it was originally intended as a joke), I wish this were real:

( Corporate Logic )

No biblical scholar, me, but I do know who said "I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call." ANYways...

You know the Bible 66%!

Congratulations! You know a lot about the Bible - the books, the ( Read more... )

Still working on the holidays for 2007, but am putting into .html format on my in-dire-need-of-help-website.

If anyone would like to see their b'days/anniversaries/favourite holidays/etc. etc. put on it, just tell me and I'll do so...
here's the link to the 2007 Calendrical.

And (of course!) tell me if something is incorrect or duplicated! Have ( Read more... )

First off, these two articles (heh):Christian Groups Fume Over Christmas Horror Film ( Read more... )

As much as I usually hate talking about politics, there are a few things I can say before our election in a week...
I will not vote for someone who:
1a) approves of illegal drug use
1b) approves reducing or getting rid of fines and jail times for illegal drug users and sellers
2) believes christianity is the only religion
3) supports illegal ( Read more... )

Today brings us Evaluate Your Life Day. Good luck with that!

An internet message has been going around stating radiological bombs (aka "dirty bombs") to go off at stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, Oakland, Cleveland, and Seattle (where the Vikings will be playing) this Sunday. The Gov'mt's reich, Homeland Security, has viewed the ( Read more... )

Well, it's windy and it's cold and it sucks... welcome to winter weather.

Holidays for today:
It's My Party Day (and you'll cry if you want to?)
Take Your Teddy Bear To Work Day (how sweet? kinda creepy, actually...)
National Coming Out Day (today's your day "closeteers," be proud of who you are and fuck the rest!)

The Vikings are on a Bye Week ( Read more... )

Today's most precious holidays are... are you ready? Well? C'mon, I asked are you ready? *sigh* Fine, today is National Comic Book Day and Hug Your Teddy Bear Day. There, happy? No drumroll for you, so sorry...

In TV land, the new show Heroes starts tonight, the new Smallville starts Thursday, but it's the season finale of Eureka... just when ( Read more... )

Oktoberfest Begins (in Germany), so drink up ( Read more... )

It's my parentudes 41st Wedding Anniversary, Make Your Bed Day, and No News Is Good News Day!

Don't forget the Vikes game tonight!

Lastly, yes, 3,000 lives, give or take, were lost in senseless tragedy 5 years ago... but it was 5 years ago already. And look what the ( fuck it spawned... )